Lindsay Lohan signed limited edition series of 100 Geekroom exclusive Machete trading card. Movie:
After nearly being killed during a violent fight with a powerful drug lord, a former Mexican Federale known as Machete (Danny Trejo) roams Texas streets as a vigilante and sometime day-laborer. Hired to perform a covert hit, he is double-crossed and forced to go on the run. Machete may be down, but not out, and he carves a path of blood, bullets and broken hearts in his quest to settle the score.
Character Info:
Michael Booth's socialite daughter whom Machete kidnapps and who soon develops a fascination for the blade-wielding fugitive, since April has a penchant for guns. Being the wild fox she is, April has sexual relations in a threesome with her own mother and Machete Cortez, himself. It's ok, because they were in a pool and they were both on opposite sides of Machete, right? I think it's fine. Besides, the scene was pretty hot. The actors weren't related either, at least I hope so. Or things would get really weird, because I'm pretty sure Danny Trejo had sex with Lohan's body double and Lohan's whore of a movie mom and it just didn't get put in the movie. I mean, Trejo just seems like the kind of guy that would convince two unknown actresses to have sex with a star. Anyways, April is a whore who has sex with her own mom in a threesome, which makes it semi-OK.
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Lindsay Morgan Lohan is an American actress, model, and singer. She began her career as a child fashion model when she was three, and was later featured on the soap opera Another World for a year when she was 10. At age 11, Lohan made her motion picture debut in Disney's remake of The Parent Trap (1998), a critical and commercial success. Her next major motion picture, Disney's remake of Freaky Friday (2003), was also a success at the box office and with critics. With the release of Mean Girls (2004), another critical and commercial success, Lohan became a household name and a frequent focus of paparazzi and tabloids. The two films earned her several MTV Movie Awards and Teen Choice Awards.

Lohan's debut studio album, Speak (2004), was certified platinum. Her second album, A Little More Personal (Raw) (2005), was certified gold. In 2005, Lohan starred in Disney's Herbie: Fully Loaded, another box office success. In 2006, she received positive comments on her work in independent films, including Robert Altman's A Prairie Home Companion and Emilio Estevez's Bobby. In 2007, two driving under the influence incidents led to Lohan being put on probation, and together with three visits to rehabilitation facilities caused the loss of several movie deals.

In 2008 and 2009, Lohan worked as a fashion model and launched the clothing line 6126. She resumed her acting career with TV work in 2008, and starred in the TV film Labor Pains in 2009. She appeared in Robert Rodriguez's feature film Machete (2010). Between 2010 and 2013, Lohan went into rehabilitation three times, and spent much of her time entangled in legal problems stemming from misdemeanors and probation violations. In 2012 and 2013, she did further television work, including starring as Elizabeth Taylor in the biographical TV film Liz & Dick (2012). In 2013, she starred in Paul Schrader's independent film The Canyons. In 2014 the docu-series Lindsay aired on the Oprah Winfrey Network.
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